1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,253 ♪ You got me breathin' in pure oxygen ♪ 2 00:00:04,254 --> 00:00:06,547 ♪ Yes, darlin'... ♪ 3 00:00:06,548 --> 00:00:08,632 {\an8}- My life is over. - You said that yesterday 4 00:00:08,633 --> 00:00:11,051 {\an8}when the Wi-Fi went out for five minutes. What's happening now? 5 00:00:11,052 --> 00:00:12,678 {\an8}I sent Arvind a risky DM yesterday, 6 00:00:12,679 --> 00:00:14,471 {\an8}and I've been spiraling about it all night. 7 00:00:14,472 --> 00:00:16,473 I'm sure it's not that bad. What was the message? 8 00:00:16,474 --> 00:00:18,142 Tried to reverse-psychology him 9 00:00:18,143 --> 00:00:20,061 into breaking up with his girlfriend. 10 00:00:22,313 --> 00:00:23,772 Sorry. That was just so much worse 11 00:00:23,773 --> 00:00:25,524 than anything I thought you were gonna say. 12 00:00:25,525 --> 00:00:26,859 Did he respond? 13 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:29,653 No, he hasn't seen it yet. 14 00:00:29,654 --> 00:00:31,113 He hasn't seen it yet. 15 00:00:31,114 --> 00:00:32,740 I can still unsend it. Kimberly, 16 00:00:32,741 --> 00:00:34,241 you wicked psycho, how do you come up 17 00:00:34,242 --> 00:00:35,743 with these sick little schemes? 18 00:00:35,744 --> 00:00:37,578 I didn't, and I really don't want credit for it. 19 00:00:37,579 --> 00:00:39,955 Unsent. Holy shit, that was close. 20 00:00:39,956 --> 00:00:41,666 Phew. Thanks, Kimbo. 21 00:00:42,500 --> 00:00:44,251 ♪ Prove you got the right to please me ♪ 22 00:00:44,252 --> 00:00:46,170 ♪ Everybody knows ♪ 23 00:00:46,171 --> 00:00:48,630 ♪ Catch me or I go Houdini ♪ 24 00:00:48,631 --> 00:00:52,426 ♪ Time is passin' like a solar eclipse ♪ 25 00:00:52,427 --> 00:00:56,597 ♪ See you watchin' and you blow me a kiss ♪ 26 00:00:56,598 --> 00:00:59,933 ♪ It's your moment, baby, don't let it slip ♪ 27 00:00:59,934 --> 00:01:01,852 ♪ Come in closer ♪ 28 00:01:01,853 --> 00:01:04,521 ♪ Are you readin' my lips? ♪ 29 00:01:04,522 --> 00:01:06,523 ♪ They say I come and I go ♪ 30 00:01:06,524 --> 00:01:08,192 ♪ Tell me all the ways you need me ♪ 31 00:01:08,193 --> 00:01:10,152 ♪ I'm not here for long ♪ 32 00:01:10,153 --> 00:01:13,365 ♪ Catch me or I go Houdini ♪ 33 00:01:18,661 --> 00:01:21,372 - ♪ Catch me or I go Houdini. ♪ - Excuse me. 34 00:01:21,373 --> 00:01:22,998 Where are you ladies coming from? 35 00:01:22,999 --> 00:01:24,208 - Um, nowhere. - You know, stuff. 36 00:01:24,209 --> 00:01:25,584 Oh, my God. 37 00:01:25,585 --> 00:01:27,670 A double walk of shame? I need to record 38 00:01:27,671 --> 00:01:29,046 this historic moment in our suite. 39 00:01:29,047 --> 00:01:30,297 Say "Dicked down" 40 00:01:30,298 --> 00:01:32,049 on three. One, two. 41 00:01:32,050 --> 00:01:34,218 - Dicked down! - Absolutely not. 42 00:01:34,219 --> 00:01:35,803 Okay, spill! I want all the juicy details. 43 00:01:35,804 --> 00:01:37,346 Um, well, 44 00:01:37,347 --> 00:01:39,765 Isaiah and I have been hooking up 45 00:01:39,766 --> 00:01:41,100 every day for the last week. 46 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:42,476 - Ee! - But we're keeping it casual, 47 00:01:42,477 --> 00:01:44,061 which is great for my busy schedule. 48 00:01:44,062 --> 00:01:45,396 We don't waste time on boring things 49 00:01:45,397 --> 00:01:47,690 like conversation and greetings. 50 00:01:47,691 --> 00:01:49,692 - That sounds efficient. - And hot. 51 00:01:49,693 --> 00:01:51,819 Turns out being friends with benefits is way better 52 00:01:51,820 --> 00:01:52,986 when you're not even friends. 53 00:01:52,987 --> 00:01:54,238 Oh. Do you like him as a person? 54 00:01:54,239 --> 00:01:56,031 Honestly, no idea. It's great! 55 00:01:56,032 --> 00:02:00,077 Well, Eli and I have been having the most amazing sex, too. 56 00:02:00,078 --> 00:02:01,412 You know how there are aftershocks 57 00:02:01,413 --> 00:02:03,163 after big earthquakes? 58 00:02:03,164 --> 00:02:04,957 I've been having internal aftershocks. 59 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:07,418 Like, I had one the entire time when he was talking. 60 00:02:07,419 --> 00:02:09,461 Sorry, but is this what y'all do for fun? 61 00:02:09,462 --> 00:02:11,088 Talk about the sex you're having 62 00:02:11,089 --> 00:02:12,256 with guys who don't want to date you? 63 00:02:12,257 --> 00:02:13,632 Well, I like to think 64 00:02:13,633 --> 00:02:14,967 it's a little bit more nuanced than that. 65 00:02:14,968 --> 00:02:16,552 Oh, trust me, I'm not judging. 66 00:02:16,553 --> 00:02:18,512 I just did the most desperate thing of all time. 67 00:02:18,513 --> 00:02:21,348 Download dating apps to find a new guy. 68 00:02:21,349 --> 00:02:23,767 Yeah, we all have been 69 00:02:23,768 --> 00:02:25,477 on every dating app that has ever been made. 70 00:02:25,478 --> 00:02:28,063 Oh. Fun. Sorry I called it desperate. 71 00:02:28,064 --> 00:02:29,606 It's just that I think it is. 72 00:02:29,607 --> 00:02:31,859 Well, word to the wise... don't get discouraged. 73 00:02:31,860 --> 00:02:33,277 Sometimes it takes a while 74 00:02:33,278 --> 00:02:34,695 for the algorithms to give good matches. 75 00:02:34,696 --> 00:02:36,363 My profile has 200 likes in a few hours. 76 00:02:36,364 --> 00:02:38,282 Is that a lot? 77 00:02:38,283 --> 00:02:39,950 - It's fine. Yeah. - It's okay. 78 00:02:39,951 --> 00:02:41,618 Well, um, I'm glad 79 00:02:41,619 --> 00:02:43,454 you all are having successful sex and dating lives. 80 00:02:43,455 --> 00:02:46,165 Meanwhile, I'm going to go to guard the spirit rock. 81 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:47,791 - The what? - Oh, Essex is playing 82 00:02:47,792 --> 00:02:49,335 our rival Crestmont this weekend, 83 00:02:49,336 --> 00:02:50,878 and it's part of school tradition 84 00:02:50,879 --> 00:02:52,421 to guard this big painted rock 85 00:02:52,422 --> 00:02:53,964 so their students don't vandalize it. 86 00:02:53,965 --> 00:02:55,174 - That sounds fun! - It's not. 87 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:56,633 - Oh. - But it is part 88 00:02:56,634 --> 00:02:58,427 of my FAF duties to guard it. 89 00:02:58,428 --> 00:03:00,929 And I will be doing my shift with Arvind 90 00:03:00,930 --> 00:03:02,264 and his basic bitch girlfriend. 91 00:03:02,265 --> 00:03:03,640 Really not looking forward 92 00:03:03,641 --> 00:03:05,017 to third-wheeling them for six hours. 93 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:07,144 Wish me luck. 94 00:03:07,145 --> 00:03:10,273 Hmm. Up to 250. 95 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:14,485 I know it's problematic when a man says this, 96 00:03:14,486 --> 00:03:15,903 but could you smile more? 97 00:03:15,904 --> 00:03:17,821 I want people here to think I have friends. 98 00:03:17,822 --> 00:03:21,450 Yeah, but did you see the story on C-SPAN last night 99 00:03:21,451 --> 00:03:24,036 about the chief of staff of the transportation secretary 100 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:26,163 who had to resign over their digital footprint? 101 00:03:26,164 --> 00:03:28,040 Do you watch the news? You know you can change your algorithm 102 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:29,583 to block that stuff out, right? 103 00:03:29,584 --> 00:03:31,502 Yeah, I'm going through my Instagram right now 104 00:03:31,503 --> 00:03:34,213 and deleting anything that could possibly be seen as offensive. 105 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:36,758 - Offensive in what way? - Like this. 106 00:03:37,634 --> 00:03:39,426 I was once a sushi for Halloween. 107 00:03:39,427 --> 00:03:42,513 And that might not be cultural appropriation right now, 108 00:03:42,514 --> 00:03:44,139 but in a couple of years, who knows? 109 00:03:44,140 --> 00:03:46,684 I would delete it, but for very different reasons. 110 00:03:46,685 --> 00:03:48,644 If I want to be a Supreme Court justice, 111 00:03:48,645 --> 00:03:51,689 I have to make sure that my record is squeaky clean. 112 00:03:51,690 --> 00:03:54,858 Which is why I'm also deleting this photo of me from 2017 113 00:03:54,859 --> 00:03:56,944 captioned, "Me gusta Cinco de Mayo." 114 00:03:56,945 --> 00:03:58,946 Like, what were you thinking, Younger Kimberly? 115 00:03:58,947 --> 00:04:00,948 That is not your holiday to gusta. 116 00:04:00,949 --> 00:04:03,033 You should also delete that one of you wearing Crocs. 117 00:04:03,034 --> 00:04:04,410 Oh, are Crocs offensive? 118 00:04:04,411 --> 00:04:07,246 To the concept of fashion, absolutely. 119 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:09,248 Hey, do you know where the theater department is? 120 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:10,666 In light of recent events, I've decided 121 00:04:10,667 --> 00:04:12,376 to get the lead in the fall musical. 122 00:04:12,377 --> 00:04:14,003 Oh, I didn't know you were a performer. 123 00:04:14,004 --> 00:04:15,838 You don't seem like a theater person at all. 124 00:04:15,839 --> 00:04:18,048 That is the nicest thing you could ever say to me. 125 00:04:18,049 --> 00:04:19,967 Theater people are so thirsty and embarrassing. 126 00:04:19,968 --> 00:04:22,052 I only do it because I'm pretty, and I dance really well, 127 00:04:22,053 --> 00:04:23,846 and I sing like an angel. 128 00:04:23,847 --> 00:04:27,975 Right. I think the shows here are pretty hard to get cast in, 129 00:04:27,976 --> 00:04:29,393 but no matter what happens, 130 00:04:29,394 --> 00:04:30,728 it's really good to put yourself out there. 131 00:04:30,729 --> 00:04:32,146 And maybe you'll make some new friends. 132 00:04:32,147 --> 00:04:34,690 Theater friends? God, no. 133 00:04:34,691 --> 00:04:36,734 I just want my shitty ex, Calvin, to be pissed 134 00:04:36,735 --> 00:04:39,737 when he has to see my face on every bulletin board 135 00:04:39,738 --> 00:04:41,030 on campus. 136 00:04:41,031 --> 00:04:42,866 Wow. What a fun goal to have. 137 00:04:43,616 --> 00:04:46,118 ♪ Hello, hello, it's a mellow day ♪ 138 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:47,995 ♪ You see me sitting pretty while the cellos play... ♪ 139 00:04:47,996 --> 00:04:49,413 This is so exciting. 140 00:04:49,414 --> 00:04:51,081 I'm so happy you two are finally getting to meet. 141 00:04:51,082 --> 00:04:52,499 Yup. Really exciting stuff. 142 00:04:52,500 --> 00:04:54,084 - I've heard so much about you. - Mm. 143 00:04:54,085 --> 00:04:56,587 Arvind is always telling me the funny things you say. 144 00:04:56,588 --> 00:04:58,922 Yeah, I do a really bad job of repeating them, 145 00:04:58,923 --> 00:05:01,091 but then, Emily laughs anyway, because, well, she laughs a lot. 146 00:05:01,092 --> 00:05:02,426 You do laugh a lot. 147 00:05:02,427 --> 00:05:04,053 It's true. 148 00:05:04,054 --> 00:05:06,263 Uh, I think I'm gonna go check out the other side 149 00:05:06,264 --> 00:05:08,725 - of the rock for a bit. - Cool. 150 00:05:10,435 --> 00:05:12,686 Hey. 151 00:05:12,687 --> 00:05:16,023 - Oh. Hey. You're the mascot. - Yup, that's me. 152 00:05:16,024 --> 00:05:17,483 I didn't know you were allowed to talk. 153 00:05:17,484 --> 00:05:18,859 I normally don't, 154 00:05:18,860 --> 00:05:20,277 unless there's someone worth talking to. 155 00:05:20,278 --> 00:05:22,654 Okay. Have we met before? 156 00:05:22,655 --> 00:05:24,281 No, but I wanted to come over and say "hi" 157 00:05:24,282 --> 00:05:25,532 to the sexiest girl here. 158 00:05:25,533 --> 00:05:29,036 Wow. Uh, I'm Bela, by the way. 159 00:05:31,206 --> 00:05:32,790 Sorry. That's my cue. 160 00:05:32,791 --> 00:05:34,917 ♪ They all cool I'm a whole vibe ♪ 161 00:05:34,918 --> 00:05:37,294 - ♪ Life of the party ♪ - ♪ Hey ♪ 162 00:05:37,295 --> 00:05:39,213 - ♪ Watch how the dance floor get so live ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 163 00:05:39,214 --> 00:05:41,507 ♪ Whole crew fresh, money in the bank ♪ 164 00:05:41,508 --> 00:05:43,676 - ♪ Man, I'm feeling like the GOAT ♪ - ♪ Uh-huh ♪ 165 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:45,844 ♪ Got a mean two-step, wanna learn my dance ♪ 166 00:05:45,845 --> 00:05:48,055 ♪ I can show Ali the ropes ♪ 167 00:05:48,056 --> 00:05:50,057 - ♪ Every lady and man ♪ - ♪ Get down, get down ♪ 168 00:05:50,058 --> 00:05:52,059 - ♪ Get down ♪ - ♪ Get down, get down ♪ 169 00:05:52,060 --> 00:05:53,477 - ♪ Hey ♪ - ♪ Got a drink in your hand... ♪ 170 00:05:53,478 --> 00:05:56,188 Okay, Franklin The Fox. 171 00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:57,648 - ♪ Hey! ♪ - ♪ You came here to dance... ♪ 172 00:05:57,649 --> 00:05:59,066 So on behalf 173 00:05:59,067 --> 00:06:01,193 of the administration, congratulations 174 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:02,653 on being chosen to pilot 175 00:06:02,654 --> 00:06:05,030 Essex's new food delivery system. 176 00:06:05,031 --> 00:06:08,242 Yas! It's giving innovation, honey. 177 00:06:08,243 --> 00:06:11,078 Thanks to these delivery robots, students will be able 178 00:06:11,079 --> 00:06:14,164 to enjoy Sips beverages wherever they are on campus. 179 00:06:14,165 --> 00:06:17,042 And he's just so cute. Hello. 180 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:20,796 Welcome to the Sips family. It's so nice to meet you. 181 00:06:20,797 --> 00:06:22,256 It's not a Pixar movie. They don't talk. 182 00:06:22,257 --> 00:06:23,382 We don't know that. 183 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:25,009 - They do not talk. - Got it. 184 00:06:25,010 --> 00:06:26,802 Feel free to reach out if you have any questions. 185 00:06:26,803 --> 00:06:29,471 The other three robots will be delivered later. 186 00:06:29,472 --> 00:06:31,140 It's an honor, truly. 187 00:06:31,141 --> 00:06:33,267 Take care. Lovely to meet you. 188 00:06:33,268 --> 00:06:35,477 - Hmm. - Fuck these things. I'm not gonna let this little 189 00:06:35,478 --> 00:06:39,148 - R2-D2-ass bitch take my money. - What are you talking about? 190 00:06:39,149 --> 00:06:41,191 Wake up. If people start getting their drinks delivered, 191 00:06:41,192 --> 00:06:43,485 that means they won't come into Sips, which means less tips. 192 00:06:43,486 --> 00:06:45,863 This robo devil is stealing money from us. 193 00:06:45,864 --> 00:06:47,614 She's right. These big corporations 194 00:06:47,615 --> 00:06:49,324 - are using automation to replace us. - Mm. 195 00:06:49,325 --> 00:06:50,868 I don't want to sound like my craziest uncle on Facebook, 196 00:06:50,869 --> 00:06:52,870 but these robots come for everybody. 197 00:06:52,871 --> 00:06:56,165 Hmm. Zippy would never do that. I named him Zippy, by the way. 198 00:06:56,166 --> 00:06:58,167 - Let's shove it in the supply closet. - I'm with that. Okay. 199 00:06:58,168 --> 00:07:00,002 Wait, guys. No. I'm uncomfortable with that idea. 200 00:07:00,003 --> 00:07:01,712 - We could get in trouble. - Okay. 201 00:07:01,713 --> 00:07:03,130 What do you suggest we do? I'm open to ideas. 202 00:07:03,131 --> 00:07:04,715 Um, well, we could start 203 00:07:04,716 --> 00:07:06,675 by gathering compelling data points, 204 00:07:06,676 --> 00:07:07,843 and then we do a letter-writing campaign. 205 00:07:07,844 --> 00:07:09,386 And I bet in a few short weeks, 206 00:07:09,387 --> 00:07:11,096 we could have Essex see our side. 207 00:07:11,097 --> 00:07:13,182 - Horrible idea. We're doing my thing. - Mm-hmm. 208 00:07:13,183 --> 00:07:14,683 - Bye, Zippy. - Adios. 209 00:07:14,684 --> 00:07:16,226 Wait, guys. I think we're making a mistake. 210 00:07:16,227 --> 00:07:18,897 - Can we at least talk about it? - No! - No! 211 00:07:20,023 --> 00:07:22,149 Yeah, that's right, robot. 212 00:07:22,150 --> 00:07:23,901 You just got human-ed. 213 00:07:23,902 --> 00:07:25,612 Back to work. 214 00:07:28,156 --> 00:07:30,074 Whitney! 215 00:07:30,075 --> 00:07:32,534 - Have you been out here all night? - Yeah. Yeah. 216 00:07:32,535 --> 00:07:34,536 Sophomore year is no joke. 217 00:07:34,537 --> 00:07:35,746 We have a huge game this weekend, 218 00:07:35,747 --> 00:07:37,581 and classes are kicking my ass. 219 00:07:37,582 --> 00:07:39,124 Being a student athlete was so much easier 220 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:41,251 when I didn't care about the student part. But it's okay. 221 00:07:41,252 --> 00:07:42,795 I think I've figured out a way to get it all done. 222 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:44,171 Turns out there's a bunch of hours 223 00:07:44,172 --> 00:07:45,756 in the day I just haven't been using. 224 00:07:45,757 --> 00:07:47,633 - Do you mean the ones at night? - Yeah. 225 00:07:47,634 --> 00:07:50,260 Protein break. 226 00:07:50,261 --> 00:07:52,304 If I eat every 30 minutes, it tricks my body 227 00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:53,555 into never falling asleep. 228 00:07:53,556 --> 00:07:55,265 Between that and tripling 229 00:07:55,266 --> 00:07:57,393 my caffeine intake, I'm golden. 230 00:07:57,394 --> 00:07:59,269 It's a life hack. 231 00:07:59,270 --> 00:08:00,938 Good morning! 232 00:08:00,939 --> 00:08:04,441 Wow. Bela, you look amazing! 233 00:08:04,442 --> 00:08:07,403 - Thank you. - And this time, I, like, really mean it. 234 00:08:07,404 --> 00:08:09,405 Okay. Yeah. Thanks. 235 00:08:09,406 --> 00:08:11,949 - Hmm. - Oh. 236 00:08:11,950 --> 00:08:13,826 Will one of you smell me? I need to make sure 237 00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:15,954 my perfume can penetrate a thick mask. 238 00:08:17,455 --> 00:08:18,706 Oh, did I not tell you guys? 239 00:08:18,707 --> 00:08:19,999 I'm gonna fuck the mascot. 240 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,792 - I'm sorry. What? - Franklin the Fox? 241 00:08:21,793 --> 00:08:23,794 The one and only. I met him at the rock yesterday, 242 00:08:23,795 --> 00:08:25,421 and we were vibing. 243 00:08:25,422 --> 00:08:27,006 I'm-a get all up in that fur. 244 00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:29,008 Have you ever seen him without his costume? 245 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:32,636 Do we ever really see anyone outside of their costume? 246 00:08:32,637 --> 00:08:34,763 I haven't, but, like, I will. 247 00:08:34,764 --> 00:08:37,141 I get it. Franklin the Fox is jacked and stacked. 248 00:08:37,142 --> 00:08:39,476 - Thank you. - All right, well, I'm gonna start getting ready. 249 00:08:39,477 --> 00:08:41,979 - I have my audition today. - Oh, right. - Oh, good luck. 250 00:08:41,980 --> 00:08:43,897 Oh, thanks, but you don't need luck 251 00:08:43,898 --> 00:08:46,693 when you were the second best singer in your whole church. 252 00:08:47,777 --> 00:08:49,445 Is anyone else worried 253 00:08:49,446 --> 00:08:51,739 she might not be as good as she hypes herself up to be? 254 00:08:51,740 --> 00:08:53,449 I'm starting to think that, too. 255 00:08:53,450 --> 00:08:55,744 Yeah. 256 00:08:56,661 --> 00:08:58,871 Did you just take an espresso bean like a pill? 257 00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:01,666 Yeah, she's booked and busy, but she got this. 258 00:09:10,842 --> 00:09:12,343 Heads up. It's gonna be a long wait to audition. 259 00:09:12,344 --> 00:09:13,844 You might want to take a seat. 260 00:09:13,845 --> 00:09:16,347 Oh, thanks, but my clothes are way too cute 261 00:09:16,348 --> 00:09:17,723 to get wrinkled by sitting. 262 00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:20,100 I don't think I've seen you around. 263 00:09:20,101 --> 00:09:22,561 Yeah, I don't really do the whole theater-kid thing. 264 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:24,063 It's just not really my scene. 265 00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:26,565 I mean, what's going on over there? 266 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:28,317 It's sad to look at. 267 00:09:28,318 --> 00:09:30,819 You do realize I'm, like, obviously a theater person, 268 00:09:30,820 --> 00:09:32,321 - too, right? - Right. 269 00:09:32,322 --> 00:09:34,948 I'm sure you're different. I-I'm just saying 270 00:09:34,949 --> 00:09:37,576 those people would've been eaten alive in the pageant world. 271 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:40,162 Oh, you're a pageant girl. That makes sense. 272 00:09:40,163 --> 00:09:42,289 I'm sorry. Do you have an issue with pageants? 273 00:09:42,290 --> 00:09:44,708 Well, I mean, aren't pageants just girls in bathing suits 274 00:09:44,709 --> 00:09:46,794 walking across a stage, being objectified 275 00:09:46,795 --> 00:09:48,587 while they, like, talk about world peace? 276 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:51,382 Yeah, I mean, that's a part of it, sure, but all I'm saying is 277 00:09:51,383 --> 00:09:53,509 that pageants have done way more for America 278 00:09:53,510 --> 00:09:54,885 than theater ever has. 279 00:09:54,886 --> 00:09:56,887 Okay, well, that's insane, but respect. 280 00:09:56,888 --> 00:09:59,890 Well, look, just a heads-up, 281 00:09:59,891 --> 00:10:01,892 Professor Dorfmann is super intense during auditions, 282 00:10:01,893 --> 00:10:03,852 so don't expect any reactions. 283 00:10:03,853 --> 00:10:05,479 She doesn't laugh, doesn't clap. 284 00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:07,106 Like, I don't think she even blinks. 285 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:08,941 She's into all sorts of mind games. 286 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:10,984 Trust me, whatever mind games she plays has nothing 287 00:10:10,985 --> 00:10:13,570 on the girls backstage at Little Miss Charlston. 288 00:10:13,571 --> 00:10:16,907 I once saw a girl put Sprite into another girl's eye drops. 289 00:10:16,908 --> 00:10:19,993 - That's deeply disturbing. - She was legally blind for two hours. 290 00:10:19,994 --> 00:10:22,538 Ruined her baton routine. The point is, 291 00:10:22,539 --> 00:10:24,581 I'll be fine. I don't get rattled. 292 00:10:24,582 --> 00:10:26,583 Well, good luck in there, pageant girl. 293 00:10:26,584 --> 00:10:28,335 - Kacey. - Cooper. 294 00:10:28,336 --> 00:10:29,420 Good luck, Cooper. 295 00:10:29,421 --> 00:10:31,131 Thanks. 296 00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:40,556 Hey, if Eli invited me to a rave that doesn't start 297 00:10:40,557 --> 00:10:42,349 until 12:30 a.m., do I text him, 298 00:10:42,350 --> 00:10:44,226 "See you tonight" or "See you tomorrow"? 299 00:10:44,227 --> 00:10:45,936 If you're asking that question, this rave... 300 00:10:45,937 --> 00:10:48,272 like all raves... is not for you. 301 00:10:48,273 --> 00:10:50,399 I'm just gonna just give it a thumbs-up. 302 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:52,901 Hey, everybody, look who decided to stop by 303 00:10:52,902 --> 00:10:55,279 with absolutely no warning whatsoever. 304 00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:57,406 Oh, hey, robot lady. 305 00:10:57,407 --> 00:10:59,867 Hey, everyone, just decided to drop by 306 00:10:59,868 --> 00:11:01,660 and see how everything's going. 307 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,162 Oh, it's a slay, mama. 308 00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:05,122 I mean, where have these little machines been 309 00:11:05,123 --> 00:11:07,458 my whole life, am I right, sister? 310 00:11:07,459 --> 00:11:11,462 I have some follow-up questions to see how the program is doing. 311 00:11:11,463 --> 00:11:14,006 Sounds great. I can answer any and all of your questions. 312 00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:16,175 Actually, I'd love to ask the barista, 313 00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:19,219 since you're the one who deals with the robots the most. 314 00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:22,348 Okay, fun, yeah. Uh, Kimberly and Canaan, 315 00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:25,434 who is also a barista, would be happy to tell you 316 00:11:25,435 --> 00:11:28,354 - how great and normal everything's going. - Mm-hmm. 317 00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:31,482 - Yep. - Yep. Definitely. I'm Kimberly. 318 00:11:31,483 --> 00:11:33,650 Great. I'll pull up this form. 319 00:11:33,651 --> 00:11:35,194 Oh, are my answers being recorded? 320 00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:36,278 Mm-hmm. 321 00:11:36,279 --> 00:11:37,696 Got it. 322 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,114 How difficult have you found it 323 00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:41,284 to integrate the robots into your system? 324 00:11:42,994 --> 00:11:46,789 Uh, uh, some words that come to mind for me 325 00:11:46,790 --> 00:11:50,209 - are "seamless," "synergy..." - Mm. Mm. 326 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:52,712 - "slam dunk," all around, all around. - Mm-hmm. 327 00:11:53,797 --> 00:11:55,255 Kimberly? Have you found it 328 00:11:55,256 --> 00:11:58,342 just as easy to integrate the system? 329 00:11:58,343 --> 00:12:00,177 - Super easy. - Mm. 330 00:12:00,178 --> 00:12:02,763 Or, like, medium easy. And, like, sometimes hard. 331 00:12:02,764 --> 00:12:04,348 Yeah, that's a really tough one. 332 00:12:04,349 --> 00:12:06,517 I'm sorry, how many more questions do you have? 333 00:12:06,518 --> 00:12:08,519 - Well, I've asked one. - Mm. 334 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:10,688 Do you feel Essex College should invest more 335 00:12:10,689 --> 00:12:13,274 in automation to optimize efficiency? 336 00:12:15,193 --> 00:12:16,652 I can't lie, we haven't used them, 337 00:12:16,653 --> 00:12:17,778 we locked them in the closet. 338 00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:19,113 What Kimberly's trying to say 339 00:12:19,114 --> 00:12:20,489 is that we had some difficulties... 340 00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:21,990 - Mm-hmm. - Setting them up. 341 00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:24,034 Canaan, can you show the nice lady 342 00:12:24,035 --> 00:12:25,452 where they're being carefully stored? 343 00:12:25,453 --> 00:12:27,330 Of course, of course. Right this way. 344 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:32,042 - The fuck is wrong with you? - Ugh, Lila, I'm sorry, 345 00:12:32,043 --> 00:12:34,378 but I can't lie, I have to keep my record clean. 346 00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:36,005 Well, I hope you're happy, because we're all 347 00:12:36,006 --> 00:12:38,173 about to be poor, because of you. 348 00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:40,175 - Lilo and Snitch up in here. - Don't be mad at me. 349 00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:42,678 Oh, I'm not mad. I'm piss-appointed. 350 00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:44,346 Which is worse than "disappointed," 351 00:12:44,347 --> 00:12:45,514 because I'm pissed. 352 00:12:46,850 --> 00:12:49,643 Oh, how wonderful. 353 00:12:49,644 --> 00:12:51,770 The robots are working again. 354 00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:53,439 - Yeah. - Yeah, um, seems like the issue 355 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,733 is that you didn't take them out of the boxes 356 00:12:55,734 --> 00:12:57,067 or turn them on. 357 00:12:57,068 --> 00:12:59,153 - What? - Oh. Man, technology, 358 00:12:59,154 --> 00:13:02,114 it just... gets more and more advanced every day. 359 00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:04,283 The manual didn't say that, it said 360 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:07,161 to leave it in the box... 361 00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:13,667 - Let's go. - Hang on, give me a second, I'm on hold 362 00:13:13,668 --> 00:13:15,711 - with my car lease guy. - Dude, I have 20 minutes. 363 00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:18,130 - Do that later. Take off your pants. - W-Wow. Okay, yeah. 364 00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:20,300 Uh, let's do this. Let's do it... oh. 365 00:13:21,885 --> 00:13:24,261 - Uh... - What... what-what's going on? 366 00:13:24,262 --> 00:13:26,347 They're button fly, it takes a second. 20 minutes seems like 367 00:13:26,348 --> 00:13:28,307 a normal amount of time, do we have to move at this pace? 368 00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:30,100 My schedule is insane today. I'm squeezing this in 369 00:13:30,101 --> 00:13:31,560 - between practice and a lab. - Uh-huh. 370 00:13:31,561 --> 00:13:33,145 A lab? Are you a STEM major? 371 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:34,772 Is that a follow-up question? 372 00:13:34,773 --> 00:13:36,148 You know the rules we've established: 373 00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:37,900 no follow-up questions, no sleepovers 374 00:13:37,901 --> 00:13:39,443 and no childhood stories longer than one sentence. 375 00:13:39,444 --> 00:13:41,111 I told you, you can't tell a story in one sentence. 376 00:13:41,112 --> 00:13:43,489 - Shut up. - Whoa. Okay. Damn. 377 00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:45,824 I like this side of you. It's scary, but don't stop. 378 00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:47,618 Isaiah, what's it gonna take 379 00:13:47,619 --> 00:13:49,036 to get you in a Land Rover? 380 00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:50,579 Hang up, Carl. 381 00:13:55,418 --> 00:13:58,629 - Friggin' nerds. - You came. 382 00:13:58,630 --> 00:14:00,506 Hey. I knew you'd be here. 383 00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:02,049 To be honest, I'm supposed to be at 384 00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:03,592 a women's fencing match right now. 385 00:14:03,593 --> 00:14:05,886 But I had to see you again. You look great. 386 00:14:05,887 --> 00:14:08,138 So do you. I like your jacket. 387 00:14:08,139 --> 00:14:10,641 Thanks. It's actually sewn into the fur. 388 00:14:10,642 --> 00:14:13,852 - No, not yet. Keep it on. - If that's what you want. 389 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:16,188 Mm-hmm. Let's get out of here. 390 00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:18,107 ♪ Eat the cake as fast as you can ♪ 391 00:14:18,108 --> 00:14:22,027 ♪ Patty cake, patty cake, baker's man ♪ 392 00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:24,154 ♪ Eat the cake as fast as you can... ♪ 393 00:14:24,155 --> 00:14:27,533 Oh, my God. Franklin. 394 00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:29,952 ♪ Put your face on the plate, go ahead and clean it ♪ 395 00:14:29,953 --> 00:14:32,996 ♪ Take a plate, eat it, kiss it, eat it ♪ 396 00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:35,124 ♪ Put your face on the plate ♪ 397 00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:36,709 ♪ Go ahead and clean it. ♪ 398 00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:38,836 Kacey Baker? 399 00:14:38,837 --> 00:14:40,505 You're up. 400 00:14:49,973 --> 00:14:51,181 Hi. 401 00:14:51,182 --> 00:14:53,143 I'm Kacey Lynn Baker. 402 00:14:57,856 --> 00:15:00,983 ♪ You're ♪ 403 00:15:00,984 --> 00:15:04,403 ♪ Gonna hear me ♪ 404 00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:08,032 ♪ Roar ♪ 405 00:15:08,033 --> 00:15:11,410 ♪ I used to bite my tongue and hold my breath ♪ 406 00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:14,204 ♪ Scared to rock the boat and make a mess ♪ 407 00:15:14,205 --> 00:15:16,874 ♪ So I sat quietly ♪ 408 00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:19,168 ♪ Agreed politely ♪ 409 00:15:19,169 --> 00:15:21,545 ♪ You held me down, but I got up ♪ 410 00:15:21,546 --> 00:15:24,882 ♪ Already brushing off the dust ♪ 411 00:15:24,883 --> 00:15:27,426 ♪ I see it all, I see it now ♪ 412 00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:30,596 ♪ I got the eye of the tiger ♪ 413 00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:32,306 ♪ A fighter ♪ 414 00:15:32,307 --> 00:15:34,850 ♪ Dancing through the fire ♪ 415 00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:37,561 ♪ 'Cause I am a champion ♪ 416 00:15:37,562 --> 00:15:41,565 ♪ And you're gonna hear me roar ♪ 417 00:15:41,566 --> 00:15:45,277 ♪ Louder, louder than a lion ♪ 418 00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:48,447 ♪ 'Cause I am a champion ♪ 419 00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:51,033 ♪ And you're gonna hear me ♪ 420 00:15:51,034 --> 00:15:54,620 ♪ Roar ♪ 421 00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:59,124 ♪ You're gonna hear me roar, yeah ♪ 422 00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:04,463 ♪ You're gonna hear me roar. ♪ 423 00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:16,434 Kacey? 424 00:16:19,437 --> 00:16:20,854 Well done. 425 00:16:20,855 --> 00:16:22,482 Thank you. 426 00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,780 Yes. 427 00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:38,414 - Morning. - Morning? 428 00:16:38,415 --> 00:16:40,624 - What do you mean, "morning"? - You fell asleep. 429 00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:42,376 I've never seen anybody go down that hard. 430 00:16:42,377 --> 00:16:44,753 Oh, my God. What day is it? 431 00:16:44,754 --> 00:16:46,964 It's tomorrow? No, but it has to be yesterday. 432 00:16:46,965 --> 00:16:50,300 - Please don't tell me it's not yesterday. - Can you rephrase that? 433 00:16:50,301 --> 00:16:54,054 Fuck. Fuck. I am so screwed. I slept through my lab. 434 00:16:54,055 --> 00:16:55,681 I have so much work to do before my game tomorrow, 435 00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,474 I needed last night to be productive. 436 00:16:57,475 --> 00:16:59,727 - Oh, trust me, it was. - Why didn't you wake me up? 437 00:16:59,728 --> 00:17:01,770 Oh, I was going to, but you seemed so comfortable, 438 00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:04,064 - and you had this cute snore... - This is never happening again. 439 00:17:04,065 --> 00:17:05,691 Fuck, where's my phone? 440 00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:07,609 It's in your hand. 441 00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:09,528 Great, now I'm even more behind than I was. 442 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:11,405 Just assume you're not gonna see me for, like, the next week. 443 00:17:11,406 --> 00:17:13,490 But I'll-I'll squeeze you in if I can. 444 00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:15,409 Squeeze me in? Who are you, my barber? 445 00:17:17,412 --> 00:17:19,621 I'm telling you, Kimberly, 446 00:17:19,622 --> 00:17:21,248 you have to have sex with a mascot. 447 00:17:21,249 --> 00:17:23,208 I mean, Franklin the Fox definitely knows 448 00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:24,960 his way around a human woman's body. 449 00:17:24,961 --> 00:17:26,503 Okay. 450 00:17:26,504 --> 00:17:28,172 Did the fox text you? 451 00:17:28,173 --> 00:17:29,757 No, it's Arvind. 452 00:17:29,758 --> 00:17:31,967 He texts me a random emoji every day. 453 00:17:31,968 --> 00:17:33,677 Today's was a saxophone. 454 00:17:36,306 --> 00:17:38,058 It's funnier than it sounds. 455 00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:41,894 I think I still have a crush on him. 456 00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:43,645 Aw, Bela. 457 00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:45,439 I just had the best sex of my life. 458 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:47,191 Why am I still thinking about a wifed-up nice boy? 459 00:17:47,192 --> 00:17:49,318 'Cause I think you're experiencing 460 00:17:49,319 --> 00:17:52,237 - real feelings for someone. - What? 461 00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:54,824 So my feelings for Paul Mescal's rugby thighs aren't real? 462 00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:58,410 Ugh, I hate real feelings. 463 00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:00,621 Ugh, thank God. 464 00:18:00,622 --> 00:18:03,165 I could really use whatever's in here. 465 00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:04,875 Oh, did you order a coffee? 466 00:18:04,876 --> 00:18:07,252 No, I just open the top and grab what's inside. 467 00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:08,837 You know somebody else paid for that, right? 468 00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:10,964 Meh. The robot can just make another one. 469 00:18:10,965 --> 00:18:13,384 Well, well, well, look who's fraternizing 470 00:18:13,385 --> 00:18:16,428 - with the enemy. - I didn't order it, I promise. 471 00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,597 Well, I wanted to give you your split of the tips 472 00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:20,766 - from yesterday. - Oh, great. 473 00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:24,061 It's a hair tie and a gum wrapper. Enjoy. 474 00:18:24,062 --> 00:18:25,479 Look, Lila, I know you're mad, 475 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:27,439 but I couldn't lie to the administration. 476 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,566 It's not worth the risk that it could come back to haunt me. 477 00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:31,402 You should be sorry, because now 478 00:18:31,403 --> 00:18:33,404 I won't have enough money to buy my dream horse. 479 00:18:33,405 --> 00:18:35,406 Yes, that's right. 480 00:18:35,407 --> 00:18:38,075 My dream horse. 481 00:18:38,076 --> 00:18:40,077 No one help it! 482 00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:50,379 Excuse me? Would you do me a favor? 483 00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:52,548 I'd love a reaction video I could post online, 484 00:18:52,549 --> 00:18:54,550 so as the cast list goes up, 485 00:18:54,551 --> 00:18:56,468 can you focus in on my name and the role, 486 00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:58,846 and then whip over to do a slow push-in on my face 487 00:18:58,847 --> 00:19:00,014 while I react shocked? 488 00:19:00,015 --> 00:19:01,473 - Okay. - Thank you. 489 00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:03,434 Keep it vertical and film from a high angle. 490 00:19:03,435 --> 00:19:06,271 And don't cut off my hair. 491 00:19:18,283 --> 00:19:20,243 "Old Woman"? 492 00:19:21,244 --> 00:19:22,911 Are you fucking kidding me? 493 00:19:22,912 --> 00:19:24,121 Do you want me to keep recording? 494 00:19:24,122 --> 00:19:25,664 No, stop recording. 495 00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:27,207 I accidentally cut off part of your hair. 496 00:19:30,712 --> 00:19:32,797 ♪ Them the wealthy... ♪ 497 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:37,468 This may come as a surprise to you, 498 00:19:37,469 --> 00:19:40,346 but this is my first time at a party like this. 499 00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:43,349 No, I believe it, from everything I know about you, 500 00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:45,434 - and, also, your dancing. - The music is so loud, 501 00:19:45,435 --> 00:19:47,770 - I can feel it in my teeth. - Cool. 502 00:19:47,771 --> 00:19:49,772 How do I know when it's a good time to take a break? 503 00:19:49,773 --> 00:19:52,524 This beat doesn't contain any natural cues. 504 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:56,153 It's sort of supposed to feel like a single four-hour song. 505 00:19:56,154 --> 00:19:58,280 Four hours? I love that. 506 00:19:58,281 --> 00:20:00,407 I can't wait to do this for that long. 507 00:20:00,408 --> 00:20:03,203 But maybe we can step aside for a bit. 508 00:20:07,582 --> 00:20:10,834 I still feel so bad about how upset Lila is. 509 00:20:10,835 --> 00:20:12,920 But I have to protect my future, right? 510 00:20:12,921 --> 00:20:14,380 You got to let all this go. 511 00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:16,173 Just slow your mind and try and have fun. 512 00:20:16,174 --> 00:20:17,676 Okay. I can do that. 513 00:20:19,177 --> 00:20:22,347 The water here tastes so bad. Did you notice that? 514 00:20:23,139 --> 00:20:24,682 What table did you get that from? 515 00:20:24,683 --> 00:20:25,934 There. 516 00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,187 I think you're drinking Molly water. 517 00:20:30,188 --> 00:20:31,188 Wait, what? 518 00:20:31,189 --> 00:20:32,815 That has MDMA in it. 519 00:20:32,816 --> 00:20:34,400 Oh, my God! I did drugs? 520 00:20:34,401 --> 00:20:36,485 Okay, no. Don't panic. We'll go find a place, 521 00:20:36,486 --> 00:20:37,986 we'll sit down and we'll ride it out. 522 00:20:37,987 --> 00:20:40,447 Okay. I'm on water drugs. 523 00:20:40,448 --> 00:20:43,618 But I'm fine. Everything's fine. 524 00:20:50,208 --> 00:20:51,835 Eli. 525 00:20:53,253 --> 00:20:54,504 Eli. 526 00:21:05,181 --> 00:21:06,849 Fuck. 527 00:21:06,850 --> 00:21:08,809 Hey, you. 528 00:21:08,810 --> 00:21:09,852 Hey. 529 00:21:09,853 --> 00:21:11,311 Last night was so hot, 530 00:21:11,312 --> 00:21:12,479 I can't get it out of my head. 531 00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:14,231 Look, I-I don't think 532 00:21:14,232 --> 00:21:15,566 it's gonna work out between us. 533 00:21:15,567 --> 00:21:16,942 What? 534 00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:18,736 I realized that I think I was trying 535 00:21:18,737 --> 00:21:20,487 to use you as a way of getting over someone else. 536 00:21:20,488 --> 00:21:22,823 - I'm okay with that. - But I'm not. 537 00:21:22,824 --> 00:21:24,992 I think I want to try and be on my own for a while. 538 00:21:24,993 --> 00:21:27,578 What if we started over, face-to-face? 539 00:21:27,579 --> 00:21:29,079 Look, I'm sure you're a great person, 540 00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:30,706 but I've made my decision, 541 00:21:30,707 --> 00:21:32,541 and I think it's best if I never know who you are, 542 00:21:32,542 --> 00:21:35,461 and just imagine you're some sort of a butter face, 543 00:21:35,462 --> 00:21:37,713 or an older janitor who loves to clean the floors 544 00:21:37,714 --> 00:21:39,716 or other parts of people's... 545 00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:43,177 Oh, come on! That's your face? 546 00:21:43,178 --> 00:21:45,429 How dare you be handsome right now? 547 00:21:47,932 --> 00:21:50,309 Doesn't matter, I... 548 00:21:50,310 --> 00:21:52,311 I've made up my mind. 549 00:21:52,312 --> 00:21:53,937 I'm going. 550 00:21:53,938 --> 00:21:55,105 Bye, fox. 551 00:22:01,029 --> 00:22:03,238 The stairwell's in use! 552 00:22:03,239 --> 00:22:04,615 Oh, sorry. 553 00:22:04,616 --> 00:22:06,158 Uh, didn't mean to interrupt you. 554 00:22:06,159 --> 00:22:07,951 Oh. It's you. 555 00:22:07,952 --> 00:22:09,703 I thought I heard someone crying, are you all right? 556 00:22:09,704 --> 00:22:13,207 Oh. No, I'm, I'm just, um... 557 00:22:13,208 --> 00:22:15,125 admiring the architecture. 558 00:22:16,461 --> 00:22:18,045 Strong. 559 00:22:18,046 --> 00:22:20,047 Got it. 560 00:22:20,048 --> 00:22:21,256 Do you want to talk? 561 00:22:21,257 --> 00:22:22,966 No, I'm good. 562 00:22:22,967 --> 00:22:25,177 - Congratulations on your role, though. - Yeah, thank you. 563 00:22:25,178 --> 00:22:26,345 - Yeah. - Thanks. 564 00:22:26,346 --> 00:22:27,471 It's honestly messed up 565 00:22:27,472 --> 00:22:28,972 that you didn't get the lead. 566 00:22:28,973 --> 00:22:31,225 I heard your audition, you are so much better 567 00:22:31,226 --> 00:22:33,353 than the girl who got cast. Like, you were incredible. 568 00:22:34,145 --> 00:22:35,145 That means a lot. 569 00:22:35,146 --> 00:22:36,647 You sure you're all right? 570 00:22:36,648 --> 00:22:37,940 It feels weird leaving you here like this. 571 00:22:37,941 --> 00:22:39,108 No, I'm fine. 572 00:22:39,109 --> 00:22:40,651 I just need to be alone 573 00:22:40,652 --> 00:22:42,611 for 10 to 80 minutes. 574 00:22:42,612 --> 00:22:44,655 Ah, you'll work it out. 575 00:22:44,656 --> 00:22:46,491 You don't get rattled. 576 00:22:49,494 --> 00:22:51,495 Well, I actually do have to use the stairs, though. 577 00:22:51,496 --> 00:22:54,164 Right. Of course. Yeah. 578 00:22:54,165 --> 00:22:55,792 Yeah. 579 00:22:57,627 --> 00:22:58,961 ♪ Oh-oh ♪ 580 00:23:03,925 --> 00:23:05,175 Essex! 581 00:23:05,176 --> 00:23:07,011 Essex! Essex! 582 00:23:07,012 --> 00:23:10,264 Essex! Essex! Essex! 583 00:23:10,265 --> 00:23:12,099 Essex! Essex! 584 00:23:12,100 --> 00:23:13,934 Goddamn school spirit! 585 00:23:18,523 --> 00:23:20,482 I know we said we wouldn't do this, 586 00:23:20,483 --> 00:23:22,276 but I need to sleep before my game tomorrow, 587 00:23:22,277 --> 00:23:24,737 and there are 50 drunk idiots outside my window. 588 00:23:24,738 --> 00:23:27,031 Can I sleep here one last time? 589 00:23:27,032 --> 00:23:29,241 I wish I could, but that would break the rules. 590 00:23:29,242 --> 00:23:30,868 Plus, I have another 591 00:23:30,869 --> 00:23:32,870 overscheduled soccer player spending the night. 592 00:23:34,247 --> 00:23:35,372 Get in. 593 00:23:35,373 --> 00:23:37,541 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 594 00:23:37,542 --> 00:23:38,876 Also, I'm gonna need to borrow 595 00:23:38,877 --> 00:23:40,919 your biggest and softest T-shirt. 596 00:23:46,718 --> 00:23:48,428 Oh, that feels nice. 597 00:23:49,220 --> 00:23:50,971 I like that. 598 00:23:55,727 --> 00:23:59,898 {\an8}Oh, no! I'm so sorry, Sonia. 599 00:24:01,191 --> 00:24:02,984 {\an8}Oh, don't say that. 600 00:24:04,069 --> 00:24:07,112 {\an8}Oh, don't call me a skank, Sandra Day O'Connor, 601 00:24:07,113 --> 00:24:08,489 {\an8}I love you so much. 602 00:24:08,490 --> 00:24:10,074 - Kimberly? Kimberly. - Lila. 603 00:24:10,075 --> 00:24:11,533 Get up. I'm taking you home. 604 00:24:11,534 --> 00:24:12,743 How did you find me? 605 00:24:12,744 --> 00:24:14,370 You texted me "I'm dying," 606 00:24:14,371 --> 00:24:15,537 like, 15 times. 607 00:24:15,538 --> 00:24:17,039 Let's go. 608 00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:19,876 Oh, my, it smells like ass and titties. Move. 609 00:24:28,385 --> 00:24:31,136 Just so you know, you've been shaking the bed all night. 610 00:24:31,137 --> 00:24:33,472 My Apple Watch asked me if I was in a car accident. 611 00:24:33,473 --> 00:24:34,932 I'm so sorry. 612 00:24:34,933 --> 00:24:37,644 - Have you slept at all? - Not really. 613 00:24:38,436 --> 00:24:39,770 God, this sucks. 614 00:24:39,771 --> 00:24:41,522 I really thought I would sleep better here. 615 00:24:41,523 --> 00:24:42,898 You nervous about the game? 616 00:24:42,899 --> 00:24:45,234 Yeah. And school and friends, 617 00:24:45,235 --> 00:24:46,985 and a weird joke my mom tweeted. 618 00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:49,113 And this article I read about increasing trash volumes. 619 00:24:49,114 --> 00:24:50,864 Like, seriously, where does our trash go? 620 00:24:50,865 --> 00:24:53,075 It's 3:00 a.m. I don't want to talk about trash. 621 00:24:53,076 --> 00:24:54,284 I don't know why. 622 00:24:54,285 --> 00:24:55,786 I think I've just been, like, 623 00:24:55,787 --> 00:24:58,038 trying to do too much lately and it's, like, 624 00:24:58,039 --> 00:24:59,581 it's, like, keeping my heart rate up 625 00:24:59,582 --> 00:25:01,125 when I try to rest or something. 626 00:25:01,126 --> 00:25:03,794 Or... maybe it's anxiety. 627 00:25:03,795 --> 00:25:05,170 Have you talked to someone about it? 628 00:25:05,171 --> 00:25:08,257 - Other than you right now? No. - Sorry. 629 00:25:08,258 --> 00:25:10,218 That was a major rule break. I will shut up. 630 00:25:11,219 --> 00:25:13,679 No. No, um... 631 00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:15,515 I appreciate it. 632 00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:19,727 Now that we're both up, should we... 633 00:25:19,728 --> 00:25:21,395 like, watch something? 634 00:25:21,396 --> 00:25:22,813 Watch? No. I have to go to sleep. 635 00:25:22,814 --> 00:25:24,481 I have... I have class tomorrow. 636 00:25:24,482 --> 00:25:25,983 - Can you give me that pillow? - What? 637 00:25:25,984 --> 00:25:27,401 - You want my pillow? - Yes. Okay? Your bed is... 638 00:25:27,402 --> 00:25:28,861 You already have three, 639 00:25:28,862 --> 00:25:30,112 how much neck support do you need? 640 00:25:30,113 --> 00:25:31,488 - What? - Just a little bit, okay? 641 00:25:31,489 --> 00:25:32,698 Oh, my God. 642 00:25:32,699 --> 00:25:34,116 I'm trying to get some sleep. 643 00:25:38,371 --> 00:25:40,789 I can't believe Eli didn't even try to come find me. 644 00:25:40,790 --> 00:25:42,708 But thank you for picking me up. 645 00:25:42,709 --> 00:25:44,668 Are you kidding? I would never miss a chance 646 00:25:44,669 --> 00:25:46,128 to tell a bitch "I told you so." 647 00:25:46,129 --> 00:25:47,796 I know, I'm a hypocrite. 648 00:25:47,797 --> 00:25:49,423 I'm a drug-using hypocrite. 649 00:25:49,424 --> 00:25:50,883 And you're also a narc, 650 00:25:50,884 --> 00:25:52,843 and you suck at cleaning the espresso machine. 651 00:25:52,844 --> 00:25:54,261 If we're just naming your flaws. 652 00:25:54,262 --> 00:25:55,637 I can't believe I did Molly 653 00:25:55,638 --> 00:25:57,181 in front of 200 witnesses. 654 00:25:57,182 --> 00:25:59,058 Now I'll never be a Supreme Court Justice. 655 00:25:59,059 --> 00:26:00,601 I'll probably just end up on, like, 656 00:26:00,602 --> 00:26:02,770 - a regional circuit court. - Girl... 657 00:26:02,771 --> 00:26:05,564 I'm pretty sure nobody in that stanky-ass barn 658 00:26:05,565 --> 00:26:07,274 is gonna be testifying in Congress. 659 00:26:07,275 --> 00:26:08,859 Listen, 660 00:26:08,860 --> 00:26:10,694 you can't live your life trying to do 661 00:26:10,695 --> 00:26:12,529 everything perfectly, okay? 662 00:26:12,530 --> 00:26:16,325 You-you just got to trust that even if you make mistakes, 663 00:26:16,326 --> 00:26:17,826 you're a good person. 664 00:26:17,827 --> 00:26:19,286 - Mm. - Okay? 665 00:26:19,287 --> 00:26:20,371 People will see that. 666 00:26:20,372 --> 00:26:22,206 Thank you, Lila. 667 00:26:22,207 --> 00:26:23,916 - Mm-hmm. - You're a such a good friend. 668 00:26:23,917 --> 00:26:25,834 I know. 669 00:26:25,835 --> 00:26:28,671 All right. Come on, let's go. 670 00:26:28,672 --> 00:26:29,964 Where are we? 671 00:26:32,342 --> 00:26:34,802 Oh, no, is this a scared straight moment? 672 00:26:34,803 --> 00:26:37,389 You ask way too many questions. Let's go. 673 00:26:42,060 --> 00:26:44,228 Oh. Why are all the delivery robots here? 674 00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:48,482 Because I dropped a pin in a ditch 675 00:26:48,483 --> 00:26:49,900 and ordered 50 coffees to it. 676 00:26:49,901 --> 00:26:52,069 You can be the good girl that does 677 00:26:52,070 --> 00:26:53,987 everything the right way. But me? 678 00:26:53,988 --> 00:26:57,116 I get shit done. It's best if you look away. 679 00:26:57,117 --> 00:26:59,326 ♪ Oh-oh ♪ 680 00:26:59,327 --> 00:27:01,079 Goodbye, bitches. 681 00:27:01,913 --> 00:27:04,624 - I think I'm high again. - Nah, this shit's real. 682 00:27:05,792 --> 00:27:08,961 ♪ Oh-oh ♪ 683 00:27:08,962 --> 00:27:10,755 ♪ Oh-oh-oh... ♪ 684 00:27:11,923 --> 00:27:13,549 Professor Dorfmann? 685 00:27:13,550 --> 00:27:15,218 - Can I have a minute? - Go ahead. 686 00:27:16,011 --> 00:27:17,428 I think you made a mistake. 687 00:27:17,429 --> 00:27:19,013 Despite my audition... 688 00:27:19,014 --> 00:27:20,806 which I think we can both agree was fantastic... 689 00:27:20,807 --> 00:27:22,474 I got cast in a pretty small role. 690 00:27:22,475 --> 00:27:24,852 And I wanted to give you the opportunity to fix that. 691 00:27:24,853 --> 00:27:26,937 I think the right hard-working lead 692 00:27:26,938 --> 00:27:28,772 might help drive tickets sales. 693 00:27:28,773 --> 00:27:30,149 Of course I'm talking about me. 694 00:27:30,150 --> 00:27:32,235 My guess is you do that quite a bit. 695 00:27:34,404 --> 00:27:35,613 You are talented. 696 00:27:36,406 --> 00:27:39,491 So, why did I get cast as Old Woman? 697 00:27:39,492 --> 00:27:41,368 Because you have a beautiful voice, 698 00:27:41,369 --> 00:27:42,786 but there's nothing behind it. 699 00:27:42,787 --> 00:27:44,121 You lack substance. 700 00:27:44,122 --> 00:27:46,290 You're empty, you're a reflection 701 00:27:46,291 --> 00:27:47,750 of other things you think are good 702 00:27:47,751 --> 00:27:48,876 without being good yourself, 703 00:27:48,877 --> 00:27:51,421 and that makes you... boring. 704 00:27:52,756 --> 00:27:55,090 So I expect you to quit and tell me 705 00:27:55,091 --> 00:27:56,717 you'll take your talents elsewhere, 706 00:27:56,718 --> 00:27:58,344 which, let's be real, will be nowhere. 707 00:27:58,345 --> 00:28:00,387 So, can we just skip to that part? 708 00:28:00,388 --> 00:28:03,141 I can give your small role to someone else. 709 00:28:06,561 --> 00:28:08,354 Well, I won't be going anywhere. 710 00:28:08,355 --> 00:28:09,813 I will stay right here, 711 00:28:09,814 --> 00:28:12,107 work my ass off as Old Woman, 712 00:28:12,108 --> 00:28:13,901 so that eventually you'll see that you did 713 00:28:13,902 --> 00:28:15,235 make a mistake. 714 00:28:15,236 --> 00:28:17,571 And that you don't know me at all. 715 00:28:17,572 --> 00:28:19,656 ♪ How you feeling ♪ - 716 00:28:19,657 --> 00:28:21,367 ♪ One in a million ♪ 717 00:28:21,368 --> 00:28:23,243 ♪ Will back it now, well, yeah, this is it ♪ 718 00:28:23,244 --> 00:28:25,454 ♪ I'm the OG of a modest kind of fit ♪ 719 00:28:25,455 --> 00:28:27,664 ♪ I'll be runnin' the show, I'm not to fit the script... ♪ 720 00:28:30,877 --> 00:28:32,503 Let's go. Go, go, go, go! 721 00:28:32,504 --> 00:28:33,922 Move! 722 00:28:34,547 --> 00:28:35,840 ♪ Yeah... ♪ 723 00:28:42,806 --> 00:28:45,224 Essex! Essex! Essex! Essex! 724 00:28:45,225 --> 00:28:46,809 ♪ Yeah, this is it. ♪ 725 00:28:48,687 --> 00:28:53,982 ♪ Two roads diverged in a dense green woods ♪ 726 00:28:53,983 --> 00:28:58,070 ♪ And you chose a difficult one ♪ 727 00:28:58,071 --> 00:29:01,825 ♪ And it's only just begun ♪ 728 00:29:02,659 --> 00:29:04,034 ♪ Desperate for... ♪ 729 00:29:04,035 --> 00:29:05,786 Hello. Are you here for an appointment? 730 00:29:05,787 --> 00:29:07,204 No. 731 00:29:07,205 --> 00:29:09,833 Would you like to speak to someone today? 732 00:29:10,834 --> 00:29:12,960 Actually, I think... I think I'm good. 733 00:29:12,961 --> 00:29:14,754 But thank you. 734 00:29:15,505 --> 00:29:19,383 ♪ I always feel a little unwell ♪ 735 00:29:19,384 --> 00:29:22,052 ♪ Too close for comfort... ♪ 736 00:29:22,053 --> 00:29:24,722 Bela! Where have you been? 737 00:29:24,723 --> 00:29:26,223 I sent you a picture of that squirrel 738 00:29:26,224 --> 00:29:27,558 that looks like Ellen DeGeneres 739 00:29:27,559 --> 00:29:28,726 and you didn't even ha-ha it. 740 00:29:28,727 --> 00:29:29,810 Something wrong? 741 00:29:29,811 --> 00:29:30,853 No, nothing's wrong. 742 00:29:30,854 --> 00:29:31,854 Just been kind of busy. 743 00:29:31,855 --> 00:29:33,439 Oh. Okay. 744 00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:35,774 Well, I wanted to talk to you about something. 745 00:29:35,775 --> 00:29:37,901 Yeah, I don't know if that's a good idea. 746 00:29:37,902 --> 00:29:40,238 - I-I feel like I might... - Uh, I broke up with Emily. 747 00:29:42,741 --> 00:29:44,116 Oh, no. 748 00:29:44,117 --> 00:29:45,409 That's... 749 00:29:45,410 --> 00:29:47,202 terrible. 750 00:29:47,203 --> 00:29:50,039 {\an8}♪ You could be my new thing, new thing ♪ 751 00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:51,206 {\an8}♪ You could be my new thing ♪ 752 00:29:51,207 --> 00:29:53,000 {\an8}♪ New thing ♪ 753 00:29:53,001 --> 00:29:54,710 {\an8}♪ Certified boo thang, boo thang ♪ 754 00:29:54,711 --> 00:29:57,087 {\an8}♪ Hotter than Wu-Tang, Wu-Tang ♪ 755 00:29:57,088 --> 00:29:58,381 {\an8}♪ Wow ♪ 756 00:29:59,215 --> 00:30:01,258 {\an8}♪ Yeah, I'm looking for a new thing ♪ 757 00:30:01,259 --> 00:30:03,552 {\an8}♪ Yeah, I'm looking for a new thing ♪ 758 00:30:03,553 --> 00:30:05,888 {\an8}♪ Yeah, I'm looking for a new thing ♪ 759 00:30:05,889 --> 00:30:07,639 {\an8}♪ Could it be you? ♪ 760 00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:09,725 {\an8}- ♪ Say what? ♪ - ♪ Note the crack ♪ 761 00:30:09,726 --> 00:30:12,269 {\an8}♪ I'm shining all day, so there's no turning back ♪ 762 00:30:12,270 --> 00:30:14,480 {\an8}- ♪ Go, girl ♪ - ♪ Where you at? ♪ 763 00:30:14,481 --> 00:30:17,107 {\an8}♪ That friend up from the get, now they sitting in the back ♪ 764 00:30:17,108 --> 00:30:18,984 {\an8}- ♪ Hell yeah ♪ - ♪ It's a wrap ♪ 765 00:30:18,985 --> 00:30:22,071 {\an8}♪ My presence is a gift now, let the bell ring ♪ 766 00:30:22,072 --> 00:30:23,906 {\an8}- ♪ Mm-hmm ♪ - ♪ It's a match ♪ 767 00:30:23,907 --> 00:30:26,700 {\an8}♪ You look so good, yeah, you can be my new thing ♪ 768 00:30:26,701 --> 00:30:28,410 {\an8}♪ New thing, new thing ♪ 769 00:30:28,411 --> 00:30:30,621 {\an8}♪ You could be my new thing, new thing ♪ 770 00:30:30,622 --> 00:30:33,165 {\an8}♪ Certified boo thang, boo thang ♪ 771 00:30:33,166 --> 00:30:36,001 {\an8}♪ Hotter than Wu-Tang, Wu-Tang, wow ♪ 772 00:30:36,002 --> 00:30:37,753 {\an8}♪ You're my new thing, new thing ♪ 773 00:30:37,754 --> 00:30:40,339 {\an8}♪ You could be my new thing, new thing ♪ 774 00:30:40,340 --> 00:30:42,633 {\an8}♪ Certified boo thang, boo thang ♪ 775 00:30:42,634 --> 00:30:46,096 {\an8}♪ Hotter than Wu-Tang, Wu-Tang, yeah ♪ 776 00:30:46,930 --> 00:30:49,807 {\an8}♪ Yeah, I'm looking for a new thing, new thing ♪ 777 00:30:49,808 --> 00:30:52,309 {\an8}♪ You could be my new thing, new thing ♪ 778 00:30:52,310 --> 00:30:54,812 {\an8}♪ Certified boo thang, boo thang ♪ 779 00:30:54,813 --> 00:30:57,064 {\an8}♪ Hotter than Wu-Tang, Wu-Tang ♪ 780 00:30:57,065 --> 00:30:58,441 {\an8}♪ Yeah ♪ 781 00:30:59,192 --> 00:31:01,110 {\an8}♪ Yeah, I'm looking for a new thing ♪ 782 00:31:01,111 --> 00:31:03,821 {\an8}♪ Yeah, I'm looking for a new thing ♪ 783 00:31:03,822 --> 00:31:06,699 {\an8}♪ Yeah, I'm looking for a new thing ♪ 784 00:31:06,700 --> 00:31:08,117 {\an8}♪ Could it be you? ♪ 785 00:31:08,118 --> 00:31:14,118 {\an8}Go to bed.